Farters Risk Jail in Malawi – In Malawi, Farting Is Now a Crime.

In legislation announced this week, those who ‘foul the air in public’ within Malawi will face a judge in special ‘local courts’ to be assembled across the nation.

Legal experts predict a tough road to proving innocence for those accused of public flatulence due to 2 time worn judicial precedents, namely,  “You denied it; you supplied it” and “You smelt it; you dealt it”.