Farters Risk Jail in Malawi – In Malawi, Farting Is Now a Crime.

Legal experts predict a tough road to proving innocence for those accused of public flatulence due to 2 time worn judicial precedents, namely, “You denied it; you supplied it” and “You smelt it; you dealt it”.

America’s Second Most Dangerous City Cuts Police Force in Half – Officers Predict “A Living Hell” to Come

Camden New Jersey, ranked America’s second most dangerous city in 2010 and its most dangerous place to live in 2009 – is letting half its police force go.

Usher’s Nervous Breakdown On Stage!

Last night in Berlin, Germany, Usher suffered a NERVOUS BREAKDOWN on stage. As one insider observed, “When Usher was on stage he looked and acted like a CRACKHEAD. It was almost like a Whitney Houston concert.” And you can see Usher’s BIZARRE rant and tears for yourself, here.

No, we ordered no pizzas!!

Jailed Man to Sue County after Rat Bites Penis

County officials deny this allegation, and say it may only have been a mouse, and not a rat, which bit the complainant in a sensitive area. Furthermore, officials say no stitches were needed and injuries were largely psychological in nature – so what’s the big deal anyway?

Facebook That: Old School Azz Whoopin On Webcam

LMFAO: Father gives his nephew an old school ass whoopin on webcam for acting hard on Facebook & forced to put the video on his wall! “Put That On Your Muthaf*ckin Wall”

Jumping for Joy Seahawks Fans Cause Earthquake during Big Run

Seattle Seahawks fans celebrating Marshawn Lynch’s electric 67 yard run to the end zone caused a local earthquake that was registered by a local seismograph to be in the 1 to 2 magnitude range.

Group Crotch Grabbing

Yoko Ono, Andy Warhol, and John Lennon

Christmas: A Peaceful Time

Christmas: a peaceful time for quiet reflection… A colorful addition to any room.

Highway Eats Car

Life as it ends, when you pick the wrong lane.

Ho Ho Ho!

Smoker on Second Floor Window Ledge Mistaken for Suicide Threat and Wrestled Into the Psych Ward by Police

Two police officers got out and asked Moody if he was about to commit suicide, to which the 40 year old lawyer replied, “If I was going to commit suicide, this would be a pretty dumb place to do it. If I jumped from here, I’d just sprain my ankle.”